you first

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

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Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

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Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

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" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

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How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

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Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

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whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

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What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

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If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

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2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

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OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

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bacon

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How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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