- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

yes... that's the joke

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

Whats long and black? The unemployment line

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

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