What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

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Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews undergo metabolism, maintain homeostasis, possess a capacity to grow, respond to stimuli, reproduce and, through natural selection, adapt to their environment in successive generations. More complex living organisms can communicate through various means.[1][5] A diverse array of living organisms (life forms) can be found in the biosphere on Earth, and the properties common to these organisms—plants, animals, fungi, protists, archaea, and bacteria—are a carbon- and water-based cellular form with complex organization and heritable genetic information. Pizza does not.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

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how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

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why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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What black and has children A black man

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Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

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Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

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Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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