How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

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Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

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If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

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Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

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What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

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Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

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politically correct!

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How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

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How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

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A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

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What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

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My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

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What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

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Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

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roses are red, violets are blue.

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roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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