A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

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IMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM a beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee immmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmiiiiooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmoooooooooooodfssgihsfdiug

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

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Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

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What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

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Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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