- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

John Stamos.

Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

These Jokes suck.

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

Whats funnier than 24, 69

A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

Knock knock Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

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