- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Santa isn't real

Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

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roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

Me Neither.

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

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