Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

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John Stamos.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

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Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

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Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

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One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

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what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

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So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

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Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

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What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

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Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

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I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

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These Jokes suck.

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Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

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I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

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Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

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knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

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How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

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Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

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What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

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Whats funnier than 24, 69

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Anti Joke

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