Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

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When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

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Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

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Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

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what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

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Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

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Blake wilkeys hair style

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

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I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

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What's 9+10? 19

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Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

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Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

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what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

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John Stamos.

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1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

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One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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