heads up!

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

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how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

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What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

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Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

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What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

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WNBA

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Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

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so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

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Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

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how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

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What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

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Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

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I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

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Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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