What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

Yo mama's fat.

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

The chicken crossed the road.

Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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