- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

I grunt when I poop.

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

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