i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

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you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

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What's the difference between a murdered baby and a dead baby? Not much

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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Women's rights

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What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

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Chuck Norris.

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Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

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Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

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-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

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What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

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Anti Joke

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