Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

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What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

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whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

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Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

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what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

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their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

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Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

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what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

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A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

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Women have the right to vote.

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Why is pi? Because circles.

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Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

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I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

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Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

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OK, so there's this blonde driving down the road in her brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 Lamborghini. She's cruisin' about 95, radio blaring, having a great time. She comes up on this trucker who is carrying a double-wide home and is taking up both lanes. To her disliking, he is only going about 45. To get the point across that she wants to get past, she decides to tailgate him. So, she gets to within a foot of his rear bumper. The trucker looks back and sees her on his ass, and motions for her to get off of it, but to her it looks like a wave and she waves back. Since her first attempt was futile, she decided to get a little closer and begin flashing her headlights, hopefully making herself more visible in the process. Once again the trucker sees her on his ass, and this time motions for her to pull over to the side of the road. The trucker steps out of his vehicle with a chunk of chalk and draws a circle three feet in diameter in the middle of the road. He instructs her not to move until he tells her to. Naive as she was, she agrees to it and steps inside it. The trucker goes back to his truck and pulls out a 50-ounce Louisville Slugger. He walks over to the Lamborghini and beats it, and beats it, and beats it again. When he is done, all that is left is a brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 pile of metal. Satisfied, he throws the bat in his truck and walks over to the blonde. When he gets there, to his astonishment, she is rolling around on the street laughing hysterically. He asks her, "Why are you laughing? I just beat the crap out of your car!!" She is laughing too hard to respond, but between giggles he can make out, "While you weren't looking I stepped out of the circle."

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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