How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

yo momma so fat. that shes fat

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

Women's rights

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

What's funnier than 68 69

knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

Abortion

What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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