When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of problems with money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

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if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

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all these jokes suck ass

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What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

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a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

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Roey Jegen

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

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A seal walks into a club.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

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Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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