- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

Take this and put it- No.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

R.I.P. Steve Jobs

What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

Black Friday

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

My kids are mistakes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

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