- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

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roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

tom pauling

So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

whats chinese noodles

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

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