- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Knock, Knock Come in

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

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