What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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Dylan is gay

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In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

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What are we then hypocrites?

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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Why did John stay home from school? He died.

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So there's a man named Moses. He prays to God for a donkey to transport him from Bethlahem to Jerusalem. God granted his wish. God said" To make the donkey go, you must say Hallelujah. To make it stop you say Go". Moses rode off happily. Suddenly the donkey went off trail and was headed towards a steep cliff. Moses kept saying stop, stop, stop. He remembered what God had said, and had said Go. They stopped one inch before falling down. Moses thanked the lord and said " Thank You Jesus, Hallelujah." And down they went.

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Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

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Here's a little diddy I wrote for One Direction: Now One Direction, don't forget that we all know About the antics that you pull at your own live shows Like you take your own lyrics and give 'em a swerve Now they either make no sense or make you sound like pervs And Liam, why you swiping cameras and phones? What you need a girl's number cause you're crusin alone? And another thing, it's a frickin spoon for God's sake What did this thing impale your puppy with a giant frickin stake? And so One Direction, we now all think That in about a year, y'all are gonna go N*SYNC and disappear cause N*SYNC isn't around any...aw you know!

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Justin Beiber

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

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why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

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What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

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Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

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Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

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A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

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A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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