Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

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Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

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Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

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In soviet russia, roses are violet

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

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Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

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roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

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Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

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Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

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What is the difference between a Mexican man and a bench? The Mexican man is a human being, thus being sentient and able to partake in social activities, such as receiving education, meeting people, getting a job, raising a family, and getting somewhere in life. The bench cannot do anything. It is inanimate and is meant to be sat on.

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Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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