- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

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if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

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Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

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