What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

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If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

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I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

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Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

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Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

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Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

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If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

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Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

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What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

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A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

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"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

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A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

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why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

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What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

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Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

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Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

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how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

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There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

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There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

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Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

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rosie o'donald goes on a diet

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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