- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

My penis is big... not.

a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

A ginger was with his friends

whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

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