- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

Knock knock ... No ones home

Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

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Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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