Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What is a life without options.... an optionless life

Women's rights.

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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