What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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Hahaha

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

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this is not a joke

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Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

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Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

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Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

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Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

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Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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Womens rights

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why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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Jake. Walsh.

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"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

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Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

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A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

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