Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

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What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

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Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

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Where do you live? In a house

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What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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hi

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knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

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What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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penis

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why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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