- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

What did the sign say? It said slow down

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

a man said hi.

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

hahahahaha thats not funny

what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

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