if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

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What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

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all these jokes suck ass

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

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Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

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A seal walks into a club.

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Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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Roey Jegen

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a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

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why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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