why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

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What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

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Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

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Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

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What made the lady dance? Bandz!

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Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

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Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

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You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

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Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

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What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

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what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

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Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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What starts with F and ends in U C K? firetruck What starts with P and ends in O R N? popcorn What only costs 5 cents on weekends? your mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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