What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

rosie o'donald goes on a diet

why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

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