- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

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What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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