What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

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Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

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Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

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What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

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r u smart..... or ur black

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i have two hands.

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David Silberberg is gay

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

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Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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