- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

im not as random as you think I- Potato

What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

Nuneaton..

- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

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