- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

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There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

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Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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