An Asian fails their maths exam.

What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

That's what she didn't say

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

420

A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What's big and messy? A big mess

civil rights

Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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