- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your time.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

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