Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

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What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

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Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

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i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

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How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Flop dog

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Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

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Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

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why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

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How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

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There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

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How long is a china man?

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

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Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

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What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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