- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

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How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

whats the dif...mexicans are gay

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

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