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What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

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Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

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Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

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you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

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Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

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What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

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He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

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Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

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What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

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What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

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wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

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Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

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Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

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Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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