- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

you know whats funny... nothing.

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

hickory dickory dock no one cares

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

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