Women's Rights.

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I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

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What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

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What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

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when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

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What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

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bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

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What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

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The joke below is absolute shit.

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how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

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what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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Black people

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ass.

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Kathy Griffin.

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Tic tac toe. I never met my father

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

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