- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

Grammer is very important

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

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