What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

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Canada AYY

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what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

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Christians pornstars.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

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You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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A black man comes home from work.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

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theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

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knock knock whos there the game _______I LOST THE GAME_______

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How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

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A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

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It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

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There are 3 poeple on an air plane. The pope, a boy scout, and barak obama. The plane is about to crash and there is only 2 parachutes. omba said im the president of the united states and one of the worlds smartest african americans so he jumped out. The Pope told the boy scout " i lived a long happy life you take the last parachute and jump." The boy scout replied what there are still 2 left the " worlds smartest negro jumped out with my backpack.

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why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

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