A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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a man is running away

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

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knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

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Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

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What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

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What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

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why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

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a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

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What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

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Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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