What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

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Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

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"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

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You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

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Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

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Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

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Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

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I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

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Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

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the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

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What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

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What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

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Jimmy went to a bar, to see a stand up comedian, he heard the standup comedian tell a funny joke, so after the show, he went home and told his wife the joke and after that he said, i made that up, im funny arent i, the wife seemed shifty, so she googled the joke and found the stand up comedians joke, giggled and then proceeded to continue back angrily to Jimmy, because he just did the wrong thing, she slapped Jimmy in the face, divorced Jimmy and killed his 3 children because Jimmy plagurised, and plagurism is illegal, and now Jimmy has no children, and a red mark on his cheek and knows he did the wrong thing don't smoke kids

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How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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