Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

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There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

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"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

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question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

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Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

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How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

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It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

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What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

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What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

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Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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