"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

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It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

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A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

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What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

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A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

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What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

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Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

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Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

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Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

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What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

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There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

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Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

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knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

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If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

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