- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

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What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

How come anti jokes r funny

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

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