Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

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There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

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What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

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Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

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It is so hard to write an antijoke.

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Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

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What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

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Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

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Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

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Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

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What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

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Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

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I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

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Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

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I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

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what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

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How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

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One time I masturbated by myself

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A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

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Women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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