- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

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