Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

cliché rebecca black joke.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

out of your comfort zone

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

What did the peanut say to the jelly

Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

purple pickles

Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

Anti Joke

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