- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

Justin's hair

What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

Canadians

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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