How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

Black People.

more like nig!

How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

Hi

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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