Went to a zoo there was a asian shouting GOOZILLA at the reptile house I said no 2 frickly pickles please He said helwo I'm wo pong th pow wice to weet you I said does he come with subtitles Old priest said no the said hello little boy want a mint I said oh thanks I'm not a boy I'm 19 Old priest said no no you can't have one of my special mints I said wait those mints have R's on them are the rainbow mints Old priest no there raspberry I said ok don't be a stranger Old priest said oh I will I said wait your THE PRIEST He said oh I'm just a priest looking for little boys I said no your dead now jumped 30 feet in the air sat on a bird dove into him bird went threw him we made a team promised to clean the world of evil only to find out that we killed the mother of all priest Bird said tweak tweak I said yeah let's hunt them all down Shall the be a part 2 you decide

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

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How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

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Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

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How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! *door unlocks* Problem solved, NEXT!

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Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

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whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

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What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

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If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

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refridgrator

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Black People.

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why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

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whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

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a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

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Anti Joke

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