want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

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What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

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A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

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Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

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A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

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Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

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What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

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So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

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What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

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knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

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what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

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Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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