Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

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Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

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whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

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How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

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Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

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Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

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How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

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im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

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What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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It is so hard to write an antijoke.

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What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

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Uh, summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you say is Ricochet in off a me and it'll glue to you And I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating Never fading, and I know that haters are forever waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating 'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated

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What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

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If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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Samraj.

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roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

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Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

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Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

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Anti Joke

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