Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

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Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

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What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

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Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

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why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

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Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

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Rigo your a stupid ass

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your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

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What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

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Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

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Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

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A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

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U mad?

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

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Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

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what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

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you know whats funny... nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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