How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

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Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

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What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

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"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

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Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

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yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

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you are a åsshole :)

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whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

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Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

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Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

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What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

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cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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