Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

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Today is May 18 2016.

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So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

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What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

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Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

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whats a dick a dick

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What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

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how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

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Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

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What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

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-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

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When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

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what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

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How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

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"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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