knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

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how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

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what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

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Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

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Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

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A homosexual walks into a church

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Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

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Michael Castillo is gay

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A woman walks into a cave, and the entrance collapses. She spends two days in the cave. She comes close to death, due to lack of nutrition, but is thankfully rescued by a dog walker. She spends several days in hospital recovering. The experience really opens her eyes to life, and she learns not to take her loved ones for granted, and to really make the most of her life. Finally she is allowed to go home. The next day, she is hit by a bus.

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How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

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How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

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What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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a man walks in to a bar he says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey laugh" so he goes in there and makes it laugh and gets a free beer ant then the next day he goes in and says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey cry" so he goes in there and makes the horse cry and the bartender says " i will give you a free beer but first tell me what you did to make my donkey laugh and cry" the man says " first to make the donkey laugh i told the donkey i had a bigger penis than him then to make him cry i showed him

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Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

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Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

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Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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