- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

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There's a fine line between hyphenated words

An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

one day i went to bed

Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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