- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

Women's rights

A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

One time I masturbated by myself

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

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