Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

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Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

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Charlotte Bobcats

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TOBUSCUS

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Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

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What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

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wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

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What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

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What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

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My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

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Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

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Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

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Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

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whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

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What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

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What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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