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What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

civil rights

If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

pickle sniffer

Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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