- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Busts open door "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

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