I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

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A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

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Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

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what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

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whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

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why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

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Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

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Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

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Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

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How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

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Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

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It is so hard to write an antijoke.

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Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

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Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

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A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

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Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

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