- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an orange.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

Why is this funny? cause it is funny

There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

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Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an **orange**.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.