- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

It is so hard to write an antijoke.

Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

What do you call a building full of black people Jail

What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

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