- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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