What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

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i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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Gingers.

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A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

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When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

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what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

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why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

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why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

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What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

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How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

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A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

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A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

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the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

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Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

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What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

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roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

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hahahahaha thats not funny

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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