- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

I am a joke. I am funny.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

oh no, i've lost my tractor

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