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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

What's black and red all over? Half a cat

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

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