when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

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you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

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Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

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A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

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John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

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What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

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Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

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Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

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A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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How did the mecanic die? He drowned

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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Why did the black student fail his math test? Because he was severely traumatized by the school shooting that had occurred during the test. He was later relieved to hear that the teacher did not count the test, because the legal paperwork surrounding the death of 12 students was somewhat overwhelming.

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please ignore the bottom two 'jokes' as they were written by josh carey and ryan danielz

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So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

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