- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

why was 6 afraid of 7?

Your biggest fan.

Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

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