- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

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Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

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What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

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