- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats small and tickles? pubic lice

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

why is john so fat years of over eating

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

Whats wrong with that Nothing

what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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