- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

1 + 1 = 3

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

Whats funnier than 24.....25

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

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