poo

Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

Queens Park rangers

*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

why does column have a letter n?

Are you gay? No. Ok.

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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