Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

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What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

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A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

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A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

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Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

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Grammer is very important

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

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What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

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What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

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was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

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Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

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Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

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Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

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"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

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What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

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Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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