Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

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Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

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what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

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How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

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What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

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Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

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Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

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What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

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A man sat on a chair

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A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

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Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

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Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

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Anti Joke

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