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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

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Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

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What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

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What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

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Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

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What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

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Gun Control

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

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Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

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Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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