- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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