- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

Reverse psychology never fails.

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: smiles Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

knock knock get lost!

A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

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