- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

baby seal walks into a club

whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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