A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

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Sorry not thinking here, of course I will arrive sooner, give me 20 minutes or so (got to scout the area, you never know) As for coding, there is no hidden meaning so yeah... That is probably some "Neronist" coding format I never knew of I am using so well. Cant drive like this, so I will use a cab and wait for you at the back seat or something, I will let the Taxi cab honk the numbers of code here so you can come out knowing its safe. I sincerely thought you where at the home, according to our coordinates you are... Dont tell me that bastard built some basement over there, wow! I really miss him now, if nothing else because I would have liked a wine cellar made in less than... Sorry, ill be there asap, 20 minutes or less, nah, believe me, "fancy" is the least of things I want, and I wont be changing my mind anytime soon. See ya. I am sincerely surprised you even remember me, then again I look a lot like your crush. Abel (in case you where wondering, this is not my name either, but you get the picture by now)

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Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

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A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

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What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

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What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

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i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

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Needless to say,

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What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

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What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

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Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

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Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

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what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

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like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

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Black People.

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What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

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